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DIRTY DRUNK OLD MAN, THE WEBPAGE FOR THE SENIOR ALCOHOLIC or GET YOU DEECK OUT OF MY GREEN TEA FO YOU GETS A CAN OF NINjA
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ME AND THE POSSE, COLD CHILLIN' HONG KONG STYLE!
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Hello once again. My name is Chucky Chan and I'm a member of the "Chan-Triad a la Hong Kong". This is me and my crew. I'm the guy in the middle. You don't want to fuck with my boys...They'll have your nuts ripped out and made into Sung Pao Wong Stew before you can even blink an eye. To the left of me is Rappin' Phok, he's a wiley one, BUT WATCH OUT FOR HIS BAG OF TRICKS!!! He so fucking tricky, he make you look stupid in front of the girls. You wish you no fruck with him. To my right is "Malt Liquor Shang-Tao". He gets more ladies than a high paid singapore male prostitute. His dick is the size of a sword. BUT WATCH OUT FOR HIS DRAGON TOOTH. So this is just me and the boys having fun in the market. On that very day we killed 13 little boys just for saying hello.
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HERE IS MY LITTLE GRASSHOPPER.
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Ahhh... Little Chucki Chan Jr. I find Playboy magazine under his bed last week and I cut off one of his ball. He not even thinking of bringing trash into the house again. He's a young one with plenty of ambition. Wants to be just like father, member of elite Asian gang. Not so fast Chucky Jr.! You have a lot to learn you little pain in the fuckin' ass. You really want to be street warrior? Then I whip your back with a leather rope for 30 days and 30 nights, we'll see how much you want to be warrior then. Okay? Good.
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FAT DANNY. WHAT A SURPRISE!
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Ho ho ho. Hey look at fat Danny. He so fat, all the ladies at won-ton shop love this guy. He was gone for six year, then I take this picture of him. He wanted to be part of the gang with me and the crew, but he was too fat and he couldn't join. It looks like he just ate a rickshaw boy for lunch. I hope he was deliscious Danny you big fatty fat fatty.
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